awakened-claymore

Teh OCxRichtofen and OCxDempsey storeh Wance Upon a tiem, dees to gurls/ caled Ebony Sparkledesu nd Jailbait Mc Slutbag, who hd tig ol bitties, wnt in too Kino derp TotEn coz of der PSBox givin dem a electicl surge thingi dat mad dem goo onto de gam nd dey met Rictofan, Dempsoy nd Nikolai. Nikola shred his wodka cuz dey both spok russian aswel as Gerpman nd Amrican nd dey then thought sum of teh \zombehz nd dey soooon fell in >lurv wid richhy nd dEmpy wid nu bild up wht sew evr. Richy evn becam sane!!11! den dey had hawtist stemi smecks coz they both mad dempy and Riikki happeh in teh pantz 5evarzz. And den tey hd babiz evn dough zombiz were